I only smoke ciggs for the extra breaks at work...

.........and a few other end of the spring odds and ends.

**I really only smoke ciggs now because I need to take two 15 min breaks at work. One at 10am one at 3pm and damnit I need those breaks. So I decided to keep my sanity I needed to start smoking again for the smoke breaks. It is what it is. Plus we have 2 lungs don't we? If one gets damaged, I got me a spare!

** Speaking of my ghetto ass job. Its ghetto as hell. How ghetto is it? My manager Ms Adelle who is a 60'ish southern black woman sold me a pair of Nike's out the back of her truck for 20 bucks. I don't think they are even bootleg! I can't make this shit up.

** I almost got written up again today for being a smart ass. Well my managers boss called it being a smart ass but I was just being honest. He came to my cubicle and asked me and my co-workers who sit near me if we thought he was a micro manager. "Why no" said Shalonda. "Oh goodness no" said Laytia. Even though these same bitches be doggin him out on every smoke break we take together. Then he looked at me "Mr Blackshear, do you think I micro manage?"
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Me: "Um no I don't" I replied."What you do is...hmmm whats smaller than a micro? Oh...I know, you sub-atomic-particle manage?!?!"

His smile faded and he said "That was bordering on insubordination" I'm thinking...duh, that's why I said it. The key word is bordering!

** It was reported that 90's rapper Queenpin was beat up by her boyfriend last week? They said the dude even went to far as to break her Grammy! I was as shocked as y'all when I heard! I was like "Queenpin has a Grammy?"

** Speaking of female rappers. What the hell? Where are they at? When I was coming up we had MAD female MC's. Not only that we had variety. Yo YO repping west coast thugs chics. MC Lyte the storyteller, Queen Latifa the Afrocentric leader. Salt n Pepa the pop stars not to mention Shante, Nikki D, 3.5.7., Left Eye, Money Love, Da Brat....Salt N Pepa broke those doors down and who do we have in the 08? Lil Kim is more of a celeb than MC. Foxy Brown in and out of Jail, L Boogie done went crazy, Left Eye is dead, Rah Digga is MIA, Trina is a glorified video ho.....so that leaves Lil Mamma?

** Well I guess that's it. Hope everyone has a great weekend. And remember, just because your paranoid doesn't mean people are NOT trying to kill you!

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Greg

Bill O' reilly is a crazy ass old man....

I mean I hope most folks already know this ....but if not....watch in amazement as he freaks out over dumb shit!! Have a nice weekend. Fox News is soooo lucky!