I keep hearing how negative and nasty this race for the president has become, but all I see are missed opportunities. So all you campaign managers out there, I will give you some help. Ready?
MCCAIN NEGATIVE ATTACK ADS!
"Want more of the same? Vote McCain?"
"Like acid Rain? Vote McCain!"
"Miss Bush's brain? Vote McCain!!"
"Want a Prez with varicose veins? Vote McCain!"
OBAMA NEGATIVE ATTACK ADS
CHANGE
(is all you crackers will have in your pocket if I'm elected)
YES WE CAN!
(take this affirmative action thing all the way to the White House)
HILARY NEGATIVE ATTACK ADS
Hilary puts the Clit in Clinton
Hilary for President? Well at least its not Duff.
Oh, the Asbestos pantsuit on a frigid ice queen? There is a joke in there somewhere but damned if I can figure it out.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
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1 comments:
Teehee. Although I'm not sure the clit thing is really negative - a lot of us girls like our clits. :)
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